WAARSCHUWING(warning xDD)
Dumbfounded[A] Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were talking.
xDDDD omg everytime....
[A] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were Not talking.
i was like chewing it and it was like OMFG SUICIDE
[A] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
xDD yeah that was my bad......
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
O_o;; ow?
[A] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
xDDD like everyday
[A] You have ran into a tree.
.....yeah that stung xDD
[A] It IS possible to lick your elbow.
I SWEAR IT IS!!!
[A] You just tried to lick your elbow.
omg shut up xDD
[A] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star had the same rhythm?
woah srsly?.....
[A] You just tried to sing them.
O___O;;
[A] You have tripped on your own shoelace and fallen.
uhm yep xDD
[A] You have choked on your own spit.
allll the time....
[A]You have seen the the matrix and still don't get it.
srsly whats the point xDD
[A] You didn't notice in the last question "the" was spelled twice.
O__O -face- -desk-
[A] You just looked at it.
DAMMIT XDDD
[A] People have called you slow.
-cough-mom-cough-
[A] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
my shoe in mexico xDD
[A] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it hit you in the face or went into your nose/eyes.
like yeah all the time xDD
[A] You have caught yourself drooling.
omg 24/7 xDD alot in my sleep.....
[A] You have fallen asleep in class.
everyday
[A] If someone says "Fart" you laugh.
xDDDDD
[A] You just laughed.
.....XDDDDD
[A]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
pretty much xD
[A] You tell a story and forget what you are talking about.
i do that when im like talking all the timez
[A] People often shake there heads and walk away from you.
xDDD yes
[A] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
mom xDD
[A] You Sometimes use your fingers to do simple math.
O-o;; yes......
[A] You have eaten a bug.
crickets r gross xDD
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
im not busyyyyyy
[A] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out and didn't realize it.
my jacket and my pants xDD
[A] You have looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket.
pencil,cell phone etc. xDDDD
[] You sometimes post journals or send emails because you are afraid of what they say will happen even if you know what they say will not happen to you.
FUCK THOSE!
[] You break a lot of things.
all the time xDD
[A] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
yeah they know when they see me,they need to tone it down xDD
[A] You sometimes tilt your head when you are confused.
OMG YES xDDDD
[A] You have fallen out of your chair before.
yeah that hurts xDD
[A] When laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
omg i love that!!!!
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As they look out beyond the horizon, Tom holds out his hand and smiles at Bill. "Hold my hand?"
Bill smiles back warmly and gently takes it. "Forever."
--
"welcome to the machine,once it sucks you in you'll never leave,GRIND YOU UP,SPIT YOU OUT,after all your just a piece of meat"-Motley Crue
--
As they look out beyond the horizon, Tom holds out his hand and smiles at Bill. "Hold my hand?"
Bill smiles back warmly and gently takes it. "Forever."
--
"welcome to the machine,once it sucks you in you'll never leave,GRIND YOU UP,SPIT YOU OUT,after all your just a piece of meat"-Motley Crue
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As they look out beyond the horizon, Tom holds out his hand and smiles at Bill. "Hold my hand?"
Bill smiles back warmly and gently takes it. "Forever."
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and you weep alone
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:
1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
*
This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.....................................
In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. If you don't
break the chain, then you will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK
(please dont send back)
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my name is Screw u Kun, and i will rule u all!!!!!!!
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